yea i don't really blog much. i just like looking at other tumblrs.

 

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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(Source: meladoodle)

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

potatoeing:

doitsusleftnut:

navigatorin:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

meanwhile in england

  • i am in a dress
  • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
  • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
  • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
  • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

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americans laughing in the distance

australians laughing maniacly 

isolated-roots:

gaymalefitblr:

firstmatelvr:

2bigblokes:

bhfroakie:

link6echo:

Holy shit, GoT ftw.

Lost it at Theon.

HAHA THEON 

STAR WARS

This speaks to m soul. 

I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH OMFG

(Source: jackburtonlife)