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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

i-have-the-suds:

one time my parents were gone for the weekend

so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.

it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back

and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches

i am a cruel man

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